Classic Hirits

• Eh anong iniiyak iyak mo jan?
• Pinagkaingat-ingatan ko to, ikaw lang pala ang makakaputik!
• Eh ano naman saken? (after revealing an intimate feeling)
• Walang malayo, sa tibok ng puso.
• _ _ _ _ na naging bato pa. (censored)
• I never promised anything.
• Magdasal ka lang, lilipas din yan.
• Nges hu? (by popular demand)
• Tol, wag naman kase ngayon eh...eh kelan?
• For 5 years... silence. (Nde to one sided relationship ha)
• Wag ka maginarte saken, dahil ang arte mo. (ha?)
• It's not you, It's me...(all time-winner)
• Bukas luluhod ang mga tala...KAPIT!
• Masaya ka ba? (oo daw) Gusto mo huminto? (of course not,) then stop being a girl and quit asking for a f*cking definition... (lupet)
• Hmm... How about never? (sa tanong na, when are you going to call me?)
• Ha? La ako magawa eh!
• We're so bad for each other... Sooo bad, its good!
• I was waiting for you to get over her. (asa)
• Para magkabati kayo, ialay mo lang ang sarili mo... (panginoon?)
• It's all G-double-O-D good! (written on a formal evaluation which was subjected to a pretty mouthful repertoire)
• Ako rin, minsan ng nabaliw... (a conversation with another baliw)
• The only thing we shared was a toothbrush. (ouch)
• So that's what I am? A big regret? (gusto mo sagutin ko?)
• Alam mo yung literal na parang merong may hawak sa puso mo tapos inii-squeeze? Ganun kasakit.